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1.	No one in this town could catch any fish except ..			Jokes Rating:
	No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day... Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " are you going to fish or talk?"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 1

2.	"What			Jokes Rating:
	"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 26

3.	Q. Where does a fish keep his money?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 37

4.	I was glad when one fish got away...			Jokes Rating:
	I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 52

5.	A blonde decides to go fishing....			Jokes Rating:
	A blonde decides to go fishing. She stopped fishing when she caught a huge one. She was already too tired to carry it.
	Anymous	12th Feb 2004	JokesID: 84

6.	One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled			Jokes Rating:
	One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" "No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 3

7.	A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover ...			Jokes Rating:
	A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 4

8.	Q. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete ..			Jokes Rating:
	Q. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall A. "Dam!"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 5

9.	It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out ..			Jokes Rating:
	It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 7

10.	Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women: ...			Jokes Rating:
	Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats only need their fluids changed every year. Boats curves never sag. Boats last longer. Boats don't get pregnant. You can ride a Boat any time of the month. Boats don't have parents. Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Boat with your friends. If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler. You only need to get a new belt for your Boat when the old one is really worn. If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it. Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden. When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time. Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have. Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines. If your Boat is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. You can have a beer while riding your Boat. You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat. You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat. You don't have to convince your Boat that you're a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals. If you say bad things to your Boat, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again. You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won't get sore. Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it. Boats always feel like going for a ride. Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater. Boats don't care if you are late. You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat. It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats. If your Boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. You can't get diseases from a Boat you don't know very well.
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 15

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