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1.	A blonde decides to go fishing....			Jokes Rating:
	A blonde decides to go fishing. She stopped fishing when she caught a huge one. She was already too tired to carry it.
	Anymous	12th Feb 2004	JokesID: 84

2.	No one in this town could catch any fish except ..			Jokes Rating:
	No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day... Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " are you going to fish or talk?"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 1

3.	It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out ..			Jokes Rating:
	It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 7

4.	"What			Jokes Rating:
	"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 26

5.	Q. Why are fish so smart?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 35

6.	Heard the one about the three blondes that went ..			Jokes Rating:
	Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 36

7.	I was glad when one fish got away...			Jokes Rating:
	I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 52

8.	Liar, liar			Jokes Rating:
	A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot long. The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit." The young man said "Your lying. I can't believe that." Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of foot off your trout and I'll blow out my lantern."
	Shark	7th Nov 2003	JokesID: 68

9.	Cart Fishing			Jokes Rating:
	Two fishermen were talking about the good old days.... One says, "when I was a kid there were so many fish here I could always catch a few." The other says, "when I was a kid here we used a horse and cart and got enough fish to sell at the market." "How did you do that then?" "Well, we had this good old horse and we used to back the cart down into the water and put treacle on his tail. The flies got stuck in the treacle and when the fish jumped out of the water for the flies that good old horse just kicked them into the cart. We had a load of fish in no time!"
	Anonymous	20th Nov 2003	JokesID: 77

10.	There were these two men fishing. one was ...			Jokes Rating:
	There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything. The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait. The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter."
	Poochunks man	22nd Mar 2004	JokesID: 90

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