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1.	Which fish can perform operations ?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Which fish can perform operations? A. A Sturgeon !
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 27

2.	Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman .			Jokes Rating:
	Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 31

3.	Q. Where does a fish keep his money?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 37

4.	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate ...			Jokes Rating:
	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 39

5.	A relaxed view of life.....			Jokes Rating:
	I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day.
	Steve-O	19th Nov 2003	JokesID: 71

6.	Scientist			Jokes Rating:
	What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them !
	Anonymous	20th Mar 2004	JokesID: 88

7.	"Do you really believe your husband when he ...			Jokes Rating:
	"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 2

8.	I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago She said ...			Jokes Rating:
	I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 6

9.	Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting			Jokes Rating:
	Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you ?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy." "Why's that?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. That's what she'd like for supper tonight."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 11

10.	Henry			Jokes Rating:
	Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. "Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away." "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off." "But that's just what I did, mommy."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 12

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