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1.	Henry			Jokes Rating:
	Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. "Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away." "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off." "But that's just what I did, mommy."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 12

2.	A couple of young guys were fishing at their ...			Jokes Rating:
	A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped. With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes sir," replied the young feller. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one..."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 13

3.	Two Irishmen were walking down the street ...			Jokes Rating:
	Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those ?" Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing! So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try. They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend "hold my legs now Paddy". Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. "pull me up, pull me up!!" Paddy asks " do you have a fish Sean?"............ No replies Sean, "there's a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 21

4.	One day while driving home from his fishing trip .			Jokes Rating:
	One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 30

5.	What is the definition of a			Jokes Rating:
	What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb' - A temporary hook holder What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'? - The insecure connection between your fly hook and your fishing line What is the definition of a 'live bait'? - The biggest fish you will handle all day What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'? - A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish but quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in your thumb What is the definition of an 'Angler'? - An obsessive individual who owns a house that is falling down due to neglect
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 38

6.	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate ...			Jokes Rating:
	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 39

7.	I got a new fly rod and reel for my ...			Jokes Rating:
	I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife... ...best trade I ever made.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 46

8.	"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." ...			Jokes Rating:
	"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 51

9.	Scientist			Jokes Rating:
	What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them !
	Anonymous	20th Mar 2004	JokesID: 88

10.	Live bait			Jokes Rating:
	A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions.
	MDC	16th May 2004	JokesID: 93

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