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Showing 11-20 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by jokes score | ||||||
11. | What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?. . | Jokes Score: | 9918 | |||
What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you. | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 53 |  | |||
12. | I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago She said ... | Jokes Score: | 9853 | |||
I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her. | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 6 | | |||
13. | A guy rings his boss and says "I can | Jokes Score: | 9635 | |||
A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 48 | | |||
14. | A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in . | Jokes Score: | 9586 | |||
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you do have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. | ||||||
Anonymous | 19th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 28 | | |||
15. | I think the only reason my husband likes to go ... | Jokes Score: | 9541 | |||
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!" | ||||||
Anonymous | 19th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 33 | | |||
16. | Heard the one about the three blondes that went .. | Jokes Score: | 9523 | |||
Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home. | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 36 | | |||
17. | A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover ... | Jokes Score: | 9438 | |||
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing." | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 4 | | |||
18. | Which fish can perform operations ? | Jokes Score: | 9336 | |||
Q. Which fish can perform operations? A. A Sturgeon ! | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 27 | | |||
19. | "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." ... | Jokes Score: | 9298 | |||
"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 51 | | |||
20. | Q. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete .. | Jokes Score: | 9268 | |||
Q. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall A. "Dam!" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 5 | | |||
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