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Showing 21-30 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by jokes score | ||||||
21. | Q. What is the difference between a fish and a ... | Jokes Score: | 1247 | |||
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish. | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 42 |  | |||
22. | "Three Men And A Baby" | Jokes Score: | 1246 | |||
"Three Men And A Baby" What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything! | ||||||
Anonymous | 19th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 32 | | |||
23. | One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled | Jokes Score: | 1245 | |||
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" "No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager." | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 3 | | |||
24. | Q. Where do fish sleep? | Jokes Score: | 1243 | |||
Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 47 | | |||
25. | Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were ... | Jokes Score: | 1229 | |||
Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blonde replied "Marking the spot." "Don't be stupid" the first blonde said. "What if we don't get the same boat next time?" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 19 | | |||
26. | The Three Fishermen and the Mermaid ... | Jokes Score: | 1223 | |||
The Three Fishermen and the Mermaid Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman... | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 22 | | |||
27. | "What | Jokes Score: | 1223 | |||
"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 26 | | |||
28. | Two Irishmen were walking down the street ... | Jokes Score: | 1221 | |||
Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those ?" Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing! So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try. They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend "hold my legs now Paddy". Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. "pull me up, pull me up!!" Paddy asks " do you have a fish Sean?"............ No replies Sean, "there's a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 21 | | |||
29. | How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate ... | Jokes Score: | 1207 | |||
How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there. | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 39 | | |||
30. | I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago She said ... | Jokes Score: | 1204 | |||
I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her. | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 6 | | |||
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