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21.	One day while driving home from his fishing trip .			Jokes Rating:
	One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 30

22.	Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman .			Jokes Rating:
	Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 31

23.	"Three Men And A Baby"			Jokes Rating:
	"Three Men And A Baby" What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything!
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 32

24.	Q. What is the difference between a fish and a ...			Jokes Rating:
	Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 42

25.	The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his ...			Jokes Rating:
	The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his parishioners returning from a days fishing and engaged him in conversation. "Ah Lachlan" he began in his best preaching tone "You are a fine fisherman, but I am a fisher of men". Lachlan, determined to get home for his tea, replied "Aye, I was passing your kirk (church) last Sunday and looked in the window, but you hadn't caught many..."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 44

26.	Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the .			Jokes Rating:
	Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing they don't catch a thing. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men finally catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" "Wow!" says the othe guy "It's a good job we didn't catch any more!"
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 45

27.	Q. Where do fish sleep?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 47

28.	"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." ...			Jokes Rating:
	"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 51

29.	A man was surf fishing along the beach when he ...			Jokes Rating:
	A man was surf fishing along the beach when he found a bottle. He looked around but didn't see anyone so he opened it A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you any wish, but I can only grant one." The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii and fish along the beautiful beaches of Hawaii. I've never been able to go because I cannot fly. Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see all that water and I become very claustrophobic. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a few minutes and finally said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Consider all the piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep they would have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. Imagine all the pavement needed. No, that really is just too much to ask." The man thought for a few minutes and then told the genie, "There is one other thing I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with, when they want attention, when they don't. Basically, what makes them tick." The genie thought for a while and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 55

30.	The Deserted Fisherman.			Jokes Rating:
	The Deserted Fisherman. There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around. He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, it's illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you." The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down. "Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?" The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 57

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