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21. | One day while driving home from his fishing trip . | Jokes Rating: |
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One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk." | ||||||
Anonymous | 19th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 30 |  | |||
22. | "Three Men And A Baby" | Jokes Rating: |
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"Three Men And A Baby" What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything! | ||||||
Anonymous | 19th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 32 | | |||
23. | What is the definition of a | Jokes Rating: |
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What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb' - A temporary hook holder What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'? - The insecure connection between your fly hook and your fishing line What is the definition of a 'live bait'? - The biggest fish you will handle all day What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'? - A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish but quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in your thumb What is the definition of an 'Angler'? - An obsessive individual who owns a house that is falling down due to neglect | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 38 | | |||
24. | How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate ... | Jokes Rating: |
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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there. | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 39 | | |||
25. | Q. What is the difference between a fish and a ... | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish. | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 42 | | |||
26. | A small town Doctor was famous in the area for ... | Jokes Rating: |
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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales. The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz.. | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 43 | | |||
27. | The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his ... | Jokes Rating: |
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The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his parishioners returning from a days fishing and engaged him in conversation. "Ah Lachlan" he began in his best preaching tone "You are a fine fisherman, but I am a fisher of men". Lachlan, determined to get home for his tea, replied "Aye, I was passing your kirk (church) last Sunday and looked in the window, but you hadn't caught many..." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 44 | | |||
28. | Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the . | Jokes Rating: |
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Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing they don't catch a thing. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men finally catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" "Wow!" says the othe guy "It's a good job we didn't catch any more!" | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 45 | | |||
29. | I got a new fly rod and reel for my ... | Jokes Rating: |
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I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife... ...best trade I ever made. | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 46 | | |||
30. | Q. Where do fish sleep? | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 47 | | |||
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