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31.	Two Irishmen were walking down the street ...			Jokes Rating:
	Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those ?" Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing! So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try. They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend "hold my legs now Paddy". Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. "pull me up, pull me up!!" Paddy asks " do you have a fish Sean?"............ No replies Sean, "there's a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 21

32.	The Three Fishermen and the Mermaid ...			Jokes Rating:
	The Three Fishermen and the Mermaid Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman...
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 22

33.	Q. Why are fish so smart?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 35

34.	One day while driving home from his fishing trip .			Jokes Rating:
	One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 30

35.	What is the definition of a			Jokes Rating:
	What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb' - A temporary hook holder What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'? - The insecure connection between your fly hook and your fishing line What is the definition of a 'live bait'? - The biggest fish you will handle all day What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'? - A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish but quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in your thumb What is the definition of an 'Angler'? - An obsessive individual who owns a house that is falling down due to neglect
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 38

36.	A guy rings his boss and says "I can			Jokes Rating:
	A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 48

37.	I was glad when one fish got away...			Jokes Rating:
	I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 52

38.	Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. ...			Jokes Rating:
	Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
	Shark	7th Nov 2003	JokesID: 69

39.	A blonde decides to go fishing....			Jokes Rating:
	A blonde decides to go fishing. She stopped fishing when she caught a huge one. She was already too tired to carry it.
	Anymous	12th Feb 2004	JokesID: 84

40.	Cart Fishing			Jokes Rating:
	Two fishermen were talking about the good old days.... One says, "when I was a kid there were so many fish here I could always catch a few." The other says, "when I was a kid here we used a horse and cart and got enough fish to sell at the market." "How did you do that then?" "Well, we had this good old horse and we used to back the cart down into the water and put treacle on his tail. The flies got stuck in the treacle and when the fish jumped out of the water for the flies that good old horse just kicked them into the cart. We had a load of fish in no time!"
	Anonymous	20th Nov 2003	JokesID: 77

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