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Showing 41-50 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by jokes rating | ||||||
41. | There were these two men fishing. one was ... | Jokes Rating: |
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There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything. The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait. The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter." | ||||||
Poochunks man | 22nd Mar 2004 | JokesID: 90 |  | |||
42. | "Do you really believe your husband when he ... | Jokes Rating: |
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"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..." | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 2 | | |||
43. | I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago She said ... | Jokes Rating: |
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I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her. | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 6 | | |||
44. | Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting | Jokes Rating: |
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Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you ?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy." "Why's that?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. That's what she'd like for supper tonight." | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 11 | | |||
45. | Henry | Jokes Rating: |
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Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. "Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away." "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off." "But that's just what I did, mommy." | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 12 | | |||
46. | A couple of young guys were fishing at their ... | Jokes Rating: |
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A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped. With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes sir," replied the young feller. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one..." | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 13 | | |||
47. | Mother to daughter advice:Cook a man a fish .. | Jokes Rating: |
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 24 | | |||
48. | "What | Jokes Rating: |
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"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 26 | | |||
49. | "Three Men And A Baby" | Jokes Rating: |
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"Three Men And A Baby" What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything! | ||||||
Anonymous | 19th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 32 | | |||
50. | Q. What is the difference between a fish and a ... | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish. | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 42 | | |||
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