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The Best Fishing Jokes on the Internet ! | ||||||
Showing 41-50 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by worst jokes | ||||||
41. | Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were ... | Jokes Rating: |
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Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blonde replied "Marking the spot." "Don't be stupid" the first blonde said. "What if we don't get the same boat next time?" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 19 |  | |||
42. | A man phones home from his office and tells his .. | Jokes Rating: |
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A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. Its the opportunity of a lifetime and we leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in and hour to pick them up." He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns. His wife asks: "Did you have a good trip, dear?." He says "Oh yes it was great. But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." His wife smiles and says, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 20 | | |||
43. | Two Irishmen were walking down the street ... | Jokes Rating: |
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Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those ?" Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing! So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try. They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend "hold my legs now Paddy". Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. "pull me up, pull me up!!" Paddy asks " do you have a fish Sean?"............ No replies Sean, "there's a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 21 | | |||
44. | The Three Fishermen and the Mermaid ... | Jokes Rating: |
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The Three Fishermen and the Mermaid Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman... | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 22 | | |||
45. | Q. Why are fish so smart? | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools! | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 35 | | |||
46. | One day while driving home from his fishing trip . | Jokes Rating: |
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One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk." | ||||||
Anonymous | 19th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 30 | | |||
47. | What is the definition of a | Jokes Rating: |
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What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb' - A temporary hook holder What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'? - The insecure connection between your fly hook and your fishing line What is the definition of a 'live bait'? - The biggest fish you will handle all day What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'? - A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish but quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in your thumb What is the definition of an 'Angler'? - An obsessive individual who owns a house that is falling down due to neglect | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 38 | | |||
48. | A guy rings his boss and says "I can | Jokes Rating: |
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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 48 | | |||
49. | I was glad when one fish got away... | Jokes Rating: |
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I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us! | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 52 | | |||
50. | Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. ... | Jokes Rating: |
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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | ||||||
Shark | 7th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 69 | | |||
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