The Best Fishing Jokes on the Internet ! |
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Showing 61-69 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by jokes rating
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61. | Slow Down! | Jokes Rating: |    
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| A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and the guy's defence was, "I was just going with the flow of traffic."
The Cop's response... "Ever go fishing?"
"Yeah...."
"Ever catch ALL the fish?" |
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| Joe | 2nd Nov 2003 | JokesID: 66 |  |
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62. | A relaxed view of life..... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day. |
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| Steve-O | 19th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 71 |  |
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63. | Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. ... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. |
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| Shark | 7th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 69 |  |
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64. | What is the fastest fish in the water? | Jokes Rating: |    
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| Q. What is the fastest fish in the water?
A. A motopike |
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| Gooooo away | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 72 |  |
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65. | There were these two men fishing. one was ... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything.
The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait.
The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter." |
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| Poochunks man | 22nd Mar 2004 | JokesID: 90 |  |
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66. | Henry | Jokes Rating: |    
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| Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.
"Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."
"Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off."
"But that's just what I did, mommy." |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 12 |  |
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67. | How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate ... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?
I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there. |
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| Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 39 |  |
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68. | Scientist | Jokes Rating: |    
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| What do fish and women have in common?
They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them ! |
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| Anonymous | 20th Mar 2004 | JokesID: 88 |  |
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69. | Live bait | Jokes Rating: |    
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| A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions. |
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| MDC | 16th May 2004 | JokesID: 93 |  |
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