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61.	What is the fastest fish in the water?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. What is the fastest fish in the water? A. A motopike
	Gooooo away	20th Nov 2003	JokesID: 72

62.	Fish trap			Jokes Rating:
	This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it. An Inspector steps out of the bushes, "Ahha!" he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled "Shiiiit!". The Inspector, who wasn't expecting such a response said "Settle down, I'm the Fishing Inspector". "Thank God for that" said the fisherman, "I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap".
	Leatherpot	10th Dec 2003	JokesID: 78

63.	Live bait			Jokes Rating:
	A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions.
	MDC	16th May 2004	JokesID: 93

64.	Which fish can perform operations ?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Which fish can perform operations? A. A Sturgeon !
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 27

65.	Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman .			Jokes Rating:
	Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 31

66.	Q. Where does a fish keep his money?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 37

67.	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate ...			Jokes Rating:
	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 39

68.	A relaxed view of life.....			Jokes Rating:
	I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day.
	Steve-O	19th Nov 2003	JokesID: 71

69.	Scientist			Jokes Rating:
	What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them !
	Anonymous	20th Mar 2004	JokesID: 88

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