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Showing 61-69 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by jokes score | ||||||
61. | A relaxed view of life..... | Jokes Score: | 666 | |||
I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day. | ||||||
Steve-O | 19th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 71 |  | |||
62. | What is the fastest fish in the water? | Jokes Score: | 592 | |||
Q. What is the fastest fish in the water? A. A motopike | ||||||
Gooooo away | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 72 | | |||
63. | Cart Fishing | Jokes Score: | 545 | |||
Two fishermen were talking about the good old days.... One says, "when I was a kid there were so many fish here I could always catch a few." The other says, "when I was a kid here we used a horse and cart and got enough fish to sell at the market." "How did you do that then?" "Well, we had this good old horse and we used to back the cart down into the water and put treacle on his tail. The flies got stuck in the treacle and when the fish jumped out of the water for the flies that good old horse just kicked them into the cart. We had a load of fish in no time!" | ||||||
Anonymous | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 77 | | |||
64. | Two morons rent a boat and go fishing.They ... | Jokes Score: | 499 | |||
Two morons rent a boat and go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish. 2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot. 1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat? | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 9 | | |||
65. | There were these two men fishing. one was ... | Jokes Score: | 469 | |||
There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything. The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait. The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter." | ||||||
Poochunks man | 22nd Mar 2004 | JokesID: 90 | | |||
66. | Fish trap | Jokes Score: | 456 | |||
This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it. An Inspector steps out of the bushes, "Ahha!" he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled "Shiiiit!". The Inspector, who wasn't expecting such a response said "Settle down, I'm the Fishing Inspector". "Thank God for that" said the fisherman, "I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap". | ||||||
Leatherpot | 10th Dec 2003 | JokesID: 78 | | |||
67. | Scientist | Jokes Score: | 453 | |||
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them ! | ||||||
Anonymous | 20th Mar 2004 | JokesID: 88 | | |||
68. | A blonde decides to go fishing.... | Jokes Score: | 443 | |||
A blonde decides to go fishing. She stopped fishing when she caught a huge one. She was already too tired to carry it. | ||||||
Anymous | 12th Feb 2004 | JokesID: 84 | | |||
69. | Live bait | Jokes Score: | 433 | |||
A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions. | ||||||
MDC | 16th May 2004 | JokesID: 93 | | |||
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